Schwartz Shorts

Necessary Roughness

I like ICE

Rites of Passage, American Style

Dossier of a High School Chemistry Lab Loser

A Song of Sonhood

Skittles®: Not Just Another Carcinogen Laden, Food Dye Ridden, High Fructose Corn Syrup Delivery Vehicle¹

Indiana Schwartz and the Quest for the Prize

An Ode to the Friendly’s Fribble®

If You Say, "I Don't Want to Be a Burden," You Probably Are One

The Afternoon Nap: It’s What Gets Me Up in the Morning

Go Ahead, Make Their Day

A Woman, Sort Of, Scorned