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A Song of Sonhood
Jul 21
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Eric G. Schwartz
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Skittles®: Not Just Another Carcinogen Laden, Food Dye Ridden, High Fructose Corn Syrup Delivery Vehicle¹
Jul 14
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Eric G. Schwartz
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Skittles®: Not Just Another Carcinogen Laden, Food Dye Ridden, High Fructose Corn Syrup Delivery Vehicle¹
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Indiana Schwartz and the Quest for the Prize
Jul 7
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Eric G. Schwartz
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June 2025
An Ode to the Friendly’s Fribble®
And Why I Blame It for Accidentally Overdosing My Six-Year-Old Daughter on Caffeine
Jun 30
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Eric G. Schwartz
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If You Say, "I Don't Want to Be a Burden," You Probably Are One
Jun 23
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Eric G. Schwartz
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If You Say, "I Don't Want to Be a Burden," You Probably Are One
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The Afternoon Nap: It’s What Gets Me Up in the Morning
Jun 16
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Eric G. Schwartz
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Go Ahead, Make Their Day
Jun 9
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Eric G. Schwartz
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A Woman, Sort Of, Scorned
Jun 2
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Eric G. Schwartz
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May 2025
The Long and Winding Road, with Fender Benders
May 26
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Eric G. Schwartz
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Leonardo Da Schwartz’s “Fraternity Man”
Lamenting the Loss of the Embedded Pause
May 19
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Eric G. Schwartz
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Leopold von Sacher-Schwartz
A Motion Sickness Masochist Shares His Quesiest Hits
May 12
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Eric G. Schwartz
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🌐Schwartz’s Five Stages of Internet Grief
Coping With Internet Loss
May 5
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Eric G. Schwartz
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